Nintendo Mass-Emails Safety Warnings

December 7th, 2006 by Kit Allen

Also don't eat shoes.

Remember laughing when you found a Silica Gel sachet inside a pair of new shoes? The crazy thing had a ‘Do not eat’ warning on it. Drunk a coffee from a fast food store recently? Marveled at the ‘WARNING: Contents may be hot!’ warning?

Well the Nintendo Wii evidently attracts persons who eat small packets of poison they find within shoes, and burn their mouth on unexpectedly heated coffee. Nintendo mass-emailed Wii owners today, encouraging them ‘Not to let go of Wiimotes during gameplay‘.

Be safe. Be strong. Be surprisingly feminine.

Care of Kotaku



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